Guy Stabs Himself 2 Avoid Work

We’ve all done it. Admit it. You feel like a day off work, so you call the boss and put on your best I-have-a-cold-voice. Groaning you tell him you won’t be able to make it in to the office. You apologize.

Not Aaron Siebers. No sir.The 27-year-old from Denver recently stabbed himself in the leg and cut his head, face and stomach to get out of work at Blockbuster.

He then claimed to have been attacked by a group of men who were dressed in black and had tried to rob him – prompting police to send five law enforcement agencies to the scene, along with K-9 units.

But after checking out surveillance tapes and not seeing the attack, they questioned him again and his claims fell apart. Siebers then admitted inflicting the injuries on himself to get out of work.

But why had he gone so far to get the evening off? Well it turns out Aaron had earlier fallen off his skateboard ripping his Blockbuster uniform and was worried he would get into trouble with his boss. Bless. DUH!!!!